2. You consider the black pinlines on your white board a bit racy.
3. You have big balls...
4. ...Yet you have shriveled genitalia.
5. In the winter, you don't mind company in the lineup (as long as it's human).
6. Avoiding logs in the surf has nothing to do with longboarders.
7. You actually wait to relieve yourself until your wetsuit is on.
8. Beards: Facial insulatial.
9. In the winter, you look forward to lack of swell.
10. The smell from your booties is an effective form of basement pest control.
Morcheeba - "Wonders Never Cease"
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The trials and tribulations of a surfer, funny, and, kinda nasty.
I surfed today and every day in the last week, beeeeeee-yotch!
you better be going to Nelsott tomorrow!!!! It's on for 8am!!
www.nelscottreef.com
Ha,ha!
11. Local forcast reads 18 ft @ 3 seconds.
Music—Batidos—Tengo Sed
wind waves at 15 ft, West wind at 45 kts...
12. You chain up for surf trips.
Chum,
Midddle to end of the week you guys are gonna get pelted up there, if possible, you should post photos.
If the reports hold there merit it should get interesting down south too. The trick will be to find a spot that will hold it's shape and it so happens I have just the spot in mind. Keep you posted.
Music—The Beta Band—I know
i put some pics up on mine. sorry oregon been so unsurfable this winter. i'm in LA right now, but going to santa barbara on monday. happy new year!
sorry to hear about the family loss. i'll be in Santa Barbara for the next week. flying home on Monday night. let's surf if you can!
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