Tuesday, December 06, 2005

10 Tell-Tale Signs You Surf in Oregon

1. Wetsuit fashion tip: Black is the new black.
2. You consider the black pinlines on your white board a bit racy.
3. You have big balls...
4. ...Yet you have shriveled genitalia.
5. In the winter, you don't mind company in the lineup (as long as it's human).
6. Avoiding logs in the surf has nothing to do with longboarders.
7. You actually wait to relieve yourself until your wetsuit is on.
8. Beards: Facial insulatial.
9. In the winter, you look forward to lack of swell.
10. The smell from your booties is an effective form of basement pest control.




Morcheeba - "Wonders Never Cease"

10 comments:

Leon said...

The trials and tribulations of a surfer, funny, and, kinda nasty.

Slim said...

I surfed today and every day in the last week, beeeeeee-yotch!

Slim said...

you better be going to Nelsott tomorrow!!!! It's on for 8am!!

www.nelscottreef.com

Diane said...

Ha,ha!

Patch said...

11. Local forcast reads 18 ft @ 3 seconds.

Music—Batidos—Tengo Sed

Chum said...

wind waves at 15 ft, West wind at 45 kts...

OS said...

12. You chain up for surf trips.

Patch said...

Chum,

Midddle to end of the week you guys are gonna get pelted up there, if possible, you should post photos.

If the reports hold there merit it should get interesting down south too. The trick will be to find a spot that will hold it's shape and it so happens I have just the spot in mind. Keep you posted.

Music—The Beta Band—I know

Slim said...

i put some pics up on mine. sorry oregon been so unsurfable this winter. i'm in LA right now, but going to santa barbara on monday. happy new year!

Slim said...

sorry to hear about the family loss. i'll be in Santa Barbara for the next week. flying home on Monday night. let's surf if you can!