Tuesday, February 20, 2007

The G-Spot Is Coming...

Ready or not. In our case, probably not. The waves are predicted to be peaking this weekend at 30 feet. There's only one mysto g-spot that may be able to take something off this ridiculous size, and we've never caught it working...

This year's invitational is a bittersweet affair. The man who inspired the event, our dearest chumbucket G, is leaving for Los Angeles, so we're combining the yearly surf battle with his going away party. In true G-Funk style, the festivities will last all weekend.

Friday, we'll tactically head out to a cheap motel on the North Coast and plan an early-morning strike on the secret spot in question. Watch this space for contest results and photos of the debacle.

Ellen Allien - Come

6 comments:

Nash said...

Is the spot the double secret mysto I love so dearly?

pushingtide said...

Cool. Sounds fun.

Wish Southern California people weren't too cool to have a little contest.

Patch said...

Chum,

A couple added heat recommendations.

• The best no wax ride.
• The best finless ride.

Have fun.

Doc said...

What about the finless, waxless, wetsuitless ride?

Chum said...

Now we're talking... It could be like the polar bear club, but more dangerous!

Swells dropping, by the way. I may have to change the poster.

G said...

Chumbucket G...I like that name...it's got a nice ring to it. Swell size is dropping. We might actually have a chance to get in the water.

How about a wetsuitless sesh followed by a contest to see whose crown jewels emerge from their abdomen first?