Ready or not. In our case, probably not. The waves are predicted to be peaking this weekend at 30 feet. There's only one mysto g-spot that may be able to take something off this ridiculous size, and we've never caught it working...
This year's invitational is a bittersweet affair. The man who inspired the event, our dearest chumbucket G, is leaving for Los Angeles, so we're combining the yearly surf battle with his going away party. In true G-Funk style, the festivities will last all weekend.
Friday, we'll tactically head out to a cheap motel on the North Coast and plan an early-morning strike on the secret spot in question. Watch this space for contest results and photos of the debacle.
Ellen Allien - Come