Gems? You don't get laid much huh?
Not lately. You mustn't be from these parts if you've been scoring.
Low tide has been fun lately...and I am from these parts...
by these "parts" do you mean Portland? That might be your problem...hard to "score" waves 2 hours from the ocean...
You pesky anonymous commenter! Your poison plume will foil my plans to bamboozle the blog world into believing that I live on the coast! DRAT! The cat's out of the bag. I'm in Portland... which a little more than an hour from the ocean, but that's still WAY too far.:)
You must be a member of the Mystos for Midgets Surf Club of Portland then. When's the next Cannon Beach minus tide trip?
Must be boring on the Oregon coast to be leaving anonymous messages on a surf blog written by a guy who lives in Portland... Great writing by the way, Chum.
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Gems? You don't get laid much huh?
Not lately. You mustn't be from these parts if you've been scoring.
Low tide has been fun lately...and I am from these parts...
by these "parts" do you mean Portland? That might be your problem...hard to "score" waves 2 hours from the ocean...
You pesky anonymous commenter! Your poison plume will foil my plans to bamboozle the blog world into believing that I live on the coast! DRAT!
The cat's out of the bag. I'm in Portland... which a little more than an hour from the ocean, but that's still WAY too far.
:)
You must be a member of the Mystos for Midgets Surf Club of Portland then. When's the next Cannon Beach minus tide trip?
Must be boring on the Oregon coast to be leaving anonymous messages on a surf blog written by a guy who lives in Portland...
Great writing by the way, Chum.
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