Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Hello, Mrs. Minus Tide


Sometimes mother ocean hitches her skirt up high, revealing rare gems to those willing to explore her nether regions. Are you trying to seduce me?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gems? You don't get laid much huh?

Chum said...

Not lately. You mustn't be from these parts if you've been scoring.

Green Volcano said...

Low tide has been fun lately...and I am from these parts...

Anonymous said...

by these "parts" do you mean Portland? That might be your problem...hard to "score" waves 2 hours from the ocean...

Chum said...

You pesky anonymous commenter! Your poison plume will foil my plans to bamboozle the blog world into believing that I live on the coast! DRAT!

The cat's out of the bag. I'm in Portland... which a little more than an hour from the ocean, but that's still WAY too far.

:)

Anonymous said...

You must be a member of the Mystos for Midgets Surf Club of Portland then. When's the next Cannon Beach minus tide trip?

leisure time said...

Must be boring on the Oregon coast to be leaving anonymous messages on a surf blog written by a guy who lives in Portland...

Great writing by the way, Chum.