Here's my situation:
I sit here in this room all day long
with my brand new surfboard
mocking my inability to ride it.
I hear it laughing at me, man.
The mountain range has been too snowy
for early-morning surf missions.
And I took a bunch of writing gigs
to compensate for some upcoming vacations.
I guess things could be worse...
By all accounts I'm not missing epic surf.
And I'm spending this weekend at the beach.
And I do have a few trips to Mexico planned...